Looking for partners(s) to develop unscripted pilots for a new network contest. Have several ideas, open to others. Based in the Midwest, but will work collaboratively over the Internet if necessary. Four years experience as a wedding videographer and director of short films and music videos.

Jason contest@despammed.com

Rent out a whole floor of an apartment building, tear down the doors to the individual apartments, give each contestant one apartment to live in, and set a dozen guinea pigs loose. Each guinea pig has an acurate tracking device on its collar, and the object of the game is to see who can unforceably coax the guinea pigs to spend the most time in their apartment over a weeklong period.

Set an apartment up....put twenty or so fück heads in it. Put cameras everywhere....then hand me a chainsaw and see what happens. I'll probably run around screaming obsenities like, "REALITY TV SUCKS!!!! ARGHHHH!!!! LET'S SEE WHO THE SURVIVOR IS!!! OOOooooOooooo!! ME!!! I WIN!!! GIMMI A MILLION BUCKS!!!!"

Then, after winning a million dollars, I'll roast all the dead bodies (and body parts) and give them to the poor.


-Kyle "BIG" Johnson of TacoWagonProductions

Q.What did the right leg say to the left leg?
A. Watch out for the guy in the middle. He's a real dick