Yeah yeah, we know your interested in film, but other than that, what do you do everyday?
Any interesting stories to put out?
It's your 15 minutes of fame, TELL ALL!

4:00 AM - I have several alarm clocks, all set at differnt times within about 5 minutes go off and I get up (hopefully) and have a shower.

4:30 AM - I wake up and find that I am in the shower and have no idea how I've gotten there.

4:45 AM - After my shower I likely go back to sleep again.

5:00 AM - Get up again and head upstairs.

5:05 AM - Mmm, breakfast is good but cooked bacon would be better, oh well.

5:20 AM - Brush my teeth.

5:45 AM - Head to work.

5:55 AM - Arrive at work.

6:00 AM - Start work.

10:47 AM - On lunch for an hour I drive home and have the strange feeling I've forgotten something, oh well.

11:46 AM - I'm sitting on my couch when I realize, OH ****! ****ING WORK!

11:47 AM - Hope that there aren't too many dead bodies between my house and work.

3:00 PM - Get off work.

3:10 PM - Get home.

3:11 PM - Lie on my bed and watch T.V. in a subconscious (and likely schitzophrenic) state.

6:00 PM - Come to and head upstairs for dinner (mmm poutine).

6:30 PM - Finish dinner and come to this site on my PC.

10:30 PM - Shut of my PC and go into my room, pull put my 12 gauge shotgune, put it to my mouth, pull the trigger only to realize I forgot to buy bullets at lunch, oh well.

10:44 PM - Get into bed and lie down for a while reminding myself that, "I'm not THAT depressed, everyone else is just so goddam happy."

12:21 AM - FINALLY, I go to sleep having pleasant nightmares of beeing in school or in school with Kyle.

Now go up to the top and start again

"I'm not THAT depressed, everyone else is just so goddam happy."

DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. That was the best quote I've ever read.

Lets play a game.


Game is, "What if your life was made into a movie?"

Here's mine;

Might-Have-Been
The Chronicle of Kyle Johnson

Its the story following me, played by Jared Leto, has fallen into a never ending vortex of psychadellic drugs and drunken underground sex orgies. Watch as I turn to bangin' for a ruthless drug dealer, played by James Woods, then turn on to take over his empire. I then turn to porn. I"sex" under the alias name MAGIC HANDS, I meet a sexxy heroin addict porn star, played by Scarlett Johansson, who I wed, only to find out she's an undercover cop, but since our love was so strong she ditches being a pig and we run off heading to Mexico...on the way we're tracked by a washed up bounty hunter, played by Al Pacino, who was hired by James Wood's son who was out for revenge. The bounty hunter meets up with us and he kills my love interest. From there I learn he's no ordinary bounty hunter...but an INTERGALATIC bounty hunter. You know, the kind from Critters 3. So I'm captured and taken to space where James Wood's son, played by James Woods (using computers we'll digitally make James Woods like 20 years old!!!!) where he tortures me with reptiles and frogs. Somehow a furry wise cracking Alien, played by Robin Williams, saves me....we blow up the space station then go back to Earth, which is now run by f***ing apes.

The End.

I thought i was insane, thank you kyle you cured me. Im not that crazy , well compared to you.

Kyle, I saw that movie. It came out 20 years ago and was directed by Stanley Speilcock - it went straight to video where people bought it on sale and taped episodes of LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE over it.

I cant even pretend not to be freaked out haha...

My life is well pretty crappy too. I think we should all die early or somethinb because I am really bored with life already and Im only 21! Lets go over my life

I cant drive because I had unpaid tickets and lost my license, i got pulled over while driving here I go with two 800 dollar fines. Have to pay all the fines before I can drive again... well HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TO WORK?! So every morning I come to work my roomate drops me off on his way to work. And every night I play the game of LETS FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET HOME. 10 miles... i walked once, rode a bike that broke ( damn pedal fell off ) or I catch a ride with random friends! All of this sucks because now I had to quit my second job because of my driving situation and so all my bills are behind and Im probobly gonna get sued!!! yaaaaay but i dont care because i think was about to seriosly go crazy so i try not to let it bother me so i come here and bathe myself in the beauty of Studentfilms.com... haha and come to find out im not the only depressed one and SOMEONE IS CRAZIER THEN ME! Ok there goes those voices in my head again I think im going to stop.

I love ur plot outline Kyle but i gotta say, I think you should be played by that guy from swimfan (cause u look like him), Dennis Hopper as the ruthless drug dealer, River Pheonix (CGI animated of course) as his son, the bounty hunter should be played by Gary Oldman, the wise cracking alien by Johnny Depp, and sexxy heroin addict porn star played by Willem Defoe, at least thats how I would cast it, oh and i would change it from a space station to ur local 7-11, but thats just me

Yes, Dennis Hopper would be a great casting choice, but I'd want him playing my partner or something. Willem Defoe as my love interest.........hmmm.....THATS BRILLANT! I become bi-sexual!!!!

Oh yeah and I would have several directors do different parts of ur film, like Oliver Stone would do the opening all Documentary style, then Darren Aronofsky would do the drug scenes, then tarantno would do the "on the run part" while de Palma would do a great split screen of the bounty hunter (thats Gary Oldman) coming after you and then in a few years Gus Van SAnt would do a shot for shot remake of it

hahahaha, remake.....with a totally terrible casting job.

yeah, in the remake u would have you played by Vince Vaughn, William H. Macy as the Ruthless Drug Dealer, Viggo Mortenson as the bountry hunter, Anne Hecht as the sexxy heroin addict porn star and of course the alien would be played by non other than Julianne Moore

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Originally posted by Hill Dawson Kane:
the wise cracking alien by Johnny Depp

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I dunno... I think the wise-cracking alien should be played by Eddie Murphy. I mean, that's the only thing he seems to play these days, so he'd be perfect.

Wow. You have all gone MAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!

The sexy porn star heroin addict should be played by Elisha Cuthbert, by the way. And whoever said the drug dealer should be Dennis Hopper is brilliant.

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And whoever said the drug dealer should be Dennis Hopper is brilliant.

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Yeah that was me, but you dont have to tell me that, my Mom reminds me every morning

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my Mom reminds me every morning

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I don't remember reading that on your daily schedule. I assume it was somewhere during the 25 minutes it takes for you to do your teeth?

9 out of 10 dentists recommend that YOU have teeth!