I invite everyone to join me tonight (especially you Hill and Kyle,) in a new tradition I'm starting up of watching, and playing a drinking game to, the Academy Awards. For every (more than likely) stupid movie that undeservedly wins an Oscar I'm goin to take a drink. For every speech that goes on too long, two. In all honesty I hope to ****faced drunk by the third commercial break.

elliott...

son of a *****!! its tonight isnt it!
But Elliot id have to watch it to take shots....and that defeats the whole purpose the Oscars. if I did that id get angry and kill the tv.

you all know where to find me, sounds like ill be taking a trip to the hosipitl at the first commercial break, but i expect to be back in time to not watch the ceremony as usual...

*stumbling inside druink

Yee all wanna know a secret? If you culd kindedely remember the position you've placed yourself, assemble it all back as if it all off like dead skin, resting around. like a constant fire. **** I cant believe she left without saying goodbye... And this is all the same as! Did you guys know Brokeback Mtn won best picture? In the spirit of Independant cinema? It wasnt even a movie, man, it was a slide show of ****. I know you can do better.

so like, i'd rather watch porno than the oscars. ill drink to that baby

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Did you guys know Brokeback Mtn won best picture?

In a surprise twist the Oscar judges changed the vote at the last minute, invalidating Kyle's prediction.

I was really stunned that Crash won. Not to say it didn't deserve it but simply because it's so out of character for the Oscars to choose that kind of movie.

Also, a shout out to John Canemaker, Professor of Animation at NYU for his win!

damn i wish chronicles of narnia would've won visual effects...i loved aslan so much more than kong.

i'm glad that brokeback didn't have the blow out wins everyone expected. i haven't seen it, but it just seems like people are liking it because of the hype (i may be wrong though)

Oh I feel a rant coming....

i ment that Brokeback won at the independant spirit awards. It disgusted me because theres absolutely no independant thought present in the film.

Now that Crash won best picture I've personally vowed to hate something, but i feel i have nothing to hate.

so what the ****.

Crash was the worst film Id seen a long time. Id had absolutely nothing to say. I feel like the idiot academy was picking through sugar coated candies

one of these days they're gonna get it good.

???!!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!

I have to say - for the most part nothing pissed me off... that much... I guess...

see you all next year, thanx to everyone who joined us! now, in the spirit of crash im gunna go out and shoot a kitten!

its only ok if you eat it

all i have to say is
martin scorsese - zero oscars
rap group three 6 mafia - one oscar

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Originally posted by ktabes:
all i have to say is
martin scorsese - zero oscars
rap group three 6 mafia - one oscar

That was hilarious. I couldn't believe three 6 mafia won that.

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thats why i have no respect for the academy awards. i remeber two years ago eminem won the oscar and i dont think he even showed. then people like scorsese who's been working in the industry for 40 years gets the shaft.

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then people like scorsese who's been working in the industry for 40 years gets the shaft.

yeah, but Scorsese hasn't made a real film in over 30 years, but at least hes gotten help from a lot of ppl in the industry, not like poor altman, whos been **** on for years, its a shame he actually showed up to get his honourary oscar. i remember they were gunna give brando and honourary oscar, but only if he would show up to accept it

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/11701192/

Wow, someone had his panties in a twist about Brokeback Mountain not winning best picture. Maybe that guy had a few less seabreezes than I did, but I don't know if I were even that critical of it. What he says about Jon Stewart, though, is the most irritating. Stewart was easily the best part of the show.

elliott...

it kinda sounds like that guy's just pissed cause brokeback lost...i'm surprised he didn't try to pull the ever famous "they just didn't pick it cause they're homophob's" deal.