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It just sucks.

Long list of Mitch quotes (said in very stoned sounding voice)from http://ninjamonkeynation.blogspot.com/:

I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow ****.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load **** into a truck.

I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.

I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be ****ed up.

he died?!? when? how? where is the news?!

one of my favorite stand up comedians, no.....

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1499352/20050331/hedberg_mitch.jhtml?headlines=true

Geez I am seriously having the worst day of my life! Man I;m gonna mis him, anyone ever here the traffic light/bannanna joke? Classic.

I was shocked to see that title, he was a hilarious guy. one of my favorites...
"I had a Mr. Pibb, Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper but it's a bullsh!t replica. Cuz dude didn't even get his degree, why'd you have to drop out and start making pop so soon?"

it was a heroin overdose

Again, I'm showing my age as I've never heard of him. However, his one-liners sound a lot like Stephen Wright.

They were pretty funny though. Heroin sucks.

Holy crap, thats horrible. He will be missed.

His jokes might sound a little like Stephen Wright, Mark, but his delivery of every one of them was priceless. I had no idea Mitch was so popular, it's cool to see how many fans he had, even after his death. Jesus is killing everyone this week, he was very displeased with Easter this year. And damn, the Pope's pulling one helluva April Fool's joke.

elliott.

Mitch Hedberg was the man. It's kinda ridiculous though. The pope just died and everyone is in a tizzy over Mitch Hedberg... I'm not dssing Mitch but it's the pope. Hard to compete with the pope but Mr. Hedberg is holding his own pretty well. I'm upset about Mitch though. He was hilarious.

Wow. This will be interesting. Usually when anyone mentions Tizzy he appears... BUT... this is a false alarm... we must wait and see what happens