duh duh duh duh da da duh da duh!

writing in that incomprehendable speech (duh duh, da) probably won't get you very far in writing.

that wasn't me trying to write, that was me 'loosing it'

damnit I'm pissed. this whole week I enjoyed my suspension from school. a whole week of fun for Kyle. It was fun. But now I have to go to that hell hole of a highschool on Monday and deal with everyday highschool BS; rumors, gossip, trends, relationships, blah blah blah. I f****** hate highschool so much. the problem I have with it is that there's obsolutely NO original people. Everyone is a damn tool out to do whats popular and what everyone else is doing. A pal of mine told me that this one kid came to school wearing a LILO and STICH BACK PACK;


does anyone else see the problem here? This same kid, last year, wore a burlap sack as a backpack to school, wears ALL pink, and thinks he's hot sh**.

that has nothing to do with anything, I just thought I'd mention it.

but seriously, why do kids these days feel the need to do 'popular' things? What they see on MTV and whatever is automatically cool. And what the hell is with this "JESUS IS MY HOMEBOY" t-shirt crap? I'm not religious (I don't believe in anything except non existence after death) but crap, can you exploit religion anymore than selling it on a $25 shirt? Where's the money going? Surely not the Church.

damnit, I keep trailing off...

WHAT IS WITH KIDS THESE DAYS?! WHY IS IT THE ORIGINAL PEOPLE ARE LOOKED DOWN UPON AND CONISDERED 'NOT NORMAL" (the 'non normal' are the kids who don't follow trends because they know its BS, I'm one of them. because I don't talk/dress/act like a moron I'm considered out of the loop, I don't give a rats ass, but I'm automatically put in a stereotypical group thats considered, "weird" well excuse me If I'd rather experiment with things, question, and learn OUTSIDE of TV and school. the kids at my school are constant fact machines, what they saw last night on VH1's "I LOVE THE 70s" and "BOSTON PUBLIC" they just love to share, as if their own, at school the next morning, where all listeners bask in awe, "Ooooh, nwo I'm gonna go watch that show so I can learn and be part of a conversation some day with this person" Great job, idiot.

and what the hell is with class clowns? I have never ONCE encountered an ORIGINAL CLASS CLOWN. By that I mean, they have their OWN ORIGINAL material. Every 'class clown' I've encountered in highschool is just a repeater of someone else's material. This one kid made a friggin' career of doing the Dr. Evil voice impersonation, he'd do the voice along with a stupid joke (sometimes not even a joke) and everyone in the class would just burst into laughter. What the hell?

I want it to be over so soon. Really, I just want to graduate and never see these people again. I've decided that after highschool I'm gonna be a hippie for awile, my friend just bought a great van which we're gonna travel American in. I just want to escape society and try and find the real originality of this country. hopefully find more original people too.

my point to this crap, just be yourself.

lets use fire power to wipe out those kids. Suddenly olombine doesnt look that bad. (to me)

funny, in 8th grade I was perceived as a very un happy depressed child (at school, this was true) so after Columbine, kids asked me, "Are you gonna bring a gun to school, Kyle?" (before I continue, what the hell is wrong with people? What kind of sick ass head asks a question like this? Not only that, they asked in a 'jokingly' manner, you know, in a "Oh yeah, Kyle Johnson, he looks crazy all the time, i bet he's gonna kill someone")

so anyways, my reply was, "YEAH! I got an Uzi in my backpack!"

Guess what? THese dumb ass kids took me seriously (as you know, its quite easy for a 14 year old to get a hold of submachine guns) so they told on me, these kids, who jokingly asked me such a stupid question, and got a jokingly response, told on me and were terrified that I was gonna kill them. Why? Based on how I looked; a pissed off ugly loser.

I got called to the office and got searched and my parents had to come to talk to the Vice principal. I got a pep talk on how its not cool to say that you have a gun on you (because of Columbine) Now, why the f*** did I get the pep talk? Why not the ass heads who asked me the stupid question? Kids shouldn't go around asking people stuff like that, it makes the kid they're asking (ME) feel like crap, "Great, these kids think I'm a psycho" I think thats ridiculous and the morons who asked me that should be suspended from school or something.

Kyle, u need to do what i did and make a film, and put it on this site. kyle, ur the most entertaining guy i know, in fact i like u a **** of alot more than any of my now alcoholic "friends" from high school who im leaving behind, and no matter what u did it would kick ass. and i got in **** last year becasue someone came up to me and was like, "did u hear about such and such?" and i was like, "what did they kill themselves?" and they were like, "actually, yeah" and i was like, "cool, i cant say i blame them." yeah i got in alot a **** for that, but like what do ppl expect me to be some kind of a ****ing idiot? i meen anytime they come up to u and say "did u hear" in a sad voice its not hard to figure it out. lets just say nonetheless that i had a hard time getting ppl to copy hmwrk off of after that, i was lucky to graduate. they also didnt like the shotgun death in my film "entre to exis" cause well, thats how the kid did himself. i wonder if he saw it?

and kyle i know what u meen about the lilo and stitch thing. some ppl wear like fred penner t-shirts (for those of u who dont know him hes like the bob dylan of children's singers) and sponge bob square pants shirts and ****. its weird that they do it to get attention but dont. and i wore like a hoodie everyday of the year but like 2 days (i didnt do laundry the night before) and all ppl who knew me made a big deal out of it, so i roasted on all the summer days so that they wouldnt talk to me and ****. see high school is something u just gotta sneak through under the radar. if ppl expect nothing from u, they won't be disapointed when they get it.

p.s. its nice to see the good ol' NOOK getting some action again

You know Kyle, hearing you talk of the lovely days of high school almost makes me wish I was back there. You're a senior this year right? Just be the biggest ass this year. And remember, the faculty and staff don't really have power over you. Gah, that did sound kind of tarded, but I'm just listening to you and imaging how I'd do it now with total lack of respect I have now for anyone in high school. Well, yeah, so you know you're above half the lamers, it's just time to start acting like it.

=Elliott

Kyle! Get ur hands on as much school work from other ppl as u can. I got like an entire class worth of essays and questions done. It made my life so much easier, and it kicks ass cause u pass school and graduate.

thanks for the encouragment, guys! \

and yeah, I really hate the school personell, luckily most left last year and now new Vice principal's, hall monitors, and teachers have come in who don't know who I am, thus I can raise hell for quite some time without them making assumptions that its me, cause they won't know who I am. Its like being in a foreign country!

and yeah, I'm gonna have to start getting all the homework and crap from other people, cause this summer made me really really really lazy. I mean it was a non stop party, how can I leave that to do something like school? It seems impossible right now!

I know...

I'LL BRING THE PARTY TO THE SCHOOL!!!

Hey, this is good ol' HDK sayin' goodbye here. I'm goin away to school anbd unfortunately I won't get my new G5 for another few weeks (fingers crossed) so I won't be enlightening you all with my northern sense of hate and paranoia, but thats ok, you can get that by watching my film and I'll have my summer project in too as soon as I can start editing on my Mac. All the same I hop someone picks up the slack and keeps Kyle company while I'm gone.

Talk to ya in a few weeks, or in the words of Patrick Bateman, "I have to return some video tapes"

But you're SO close to hitting that 1000 post mark HDK! YOU'RE SO CLOSE!

We should throw a party once you hit the mark.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You will be missed HDK. Even though I think you have a screwy brain.

http://ticketassassin.com/index.html

!

Wow.

school blows.

thankfully a fight is in the making. a friend of mine got his nose broken by a gang of Latinos (trying to be politically correct here) so now a bunch of people are getting his back to take these guys down (fat fight that is)

something i'm looking forward to participate in.

fight in your resoveir dog's costume( or cltohes) with or without gun is up to you

kile,
man... 2378 posts... wow... well done...

Kyle, that ticketassassin site is pretty handy. I'm sure that the next time I get a ticket, I will refer to it.

Oh, and Kyle, good luck with that brawl. If i was in Cali, I'd back you up and get in on that action.