where hasnt kyle been? thats the really question

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Lets play the "Guess where Kyle was Tonight" game...The smell of marijuana

Music

Flashing lights

Hot girls

Alchohal

Where was Kyle?

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At a prison break at the Women's Penitentiary? How many got away?

NO!

VAN HALEN IN CONCERT!!!!

Damn you Kyle.
Everytime I talk to you, I lose at least 5 hours of my life a day. You'll always have an interesting website or something to keep me occupied! Ahh!

Suddenly I feel as if I'm reading an episode of Seinfield.

I forgot no Canadians, except Kane. Sorry. lol.

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VAN HALEN IN CONCERT!!!!

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Ok Kyle, drugs and girls and alcohol I can handle, but please don't subleminally bring back Van Halen and those horrible assless pants David Lee Roth used to have, unless ur into that thing?

dont worry, David Lee Roth wasn't there.

its OK clue, you may enter my nook. (subliminal message? Maybe)

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Eddie Van Halen is one of the best guitarists around! However, I think the prison break would have been more fun!

no way!

Joe Satriani all the way, baby.

I said "one of the best"!

JS is good too. Also Hendrix, the late Terry Kath, Townsend, Roy Clark - the list could go on forever! In fact, I'm not sure a could pick a best.

so I've decided that sometime after highschool, I'm going to try and become a police officer.

A police officer, huh?

that means no more pot for ya.'

But think about it, with all the connections you have to pot and drug sellers, your first few years as a cop could bring in a lot of dealers, meaning more promotion for you!

actually, i think kyle is doing it to get his hands on all that incriminating evidentence from drug busts

I thought of that, HDK, and was about to post it. But you beat me!

Let it be put on the record that Forsakenproductions accepted defeat to me, the great HDK, when he stated (and I quote), "But you beat me!" on August 19, 2004 06:33 PM, a day that will live in infamy. Now if you'll excuse me I am going to my room to shoot my head off as my life is fulfilled. In the famous last words of Gary Gilmore, "Let's do it!" Not that I'm rubbing this in or anything, I'll just take any victory I can get at this point

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You don't win very often . . . do you HDK?

We won the War of 1812, the only US vs. Canada war to date, but then again, I made a film where the US defeats Canada so, but no, I don't win that much, therefore I call myself a pacifist because I am against competition and **** like the Academy awards, but don't get me started, don't even get me started

I usually go through small periods where I can't write anything, but after awile I can write again....but this whole summer I've had bad writer's block, I've only managed to write a few very VERY small things.

I have so many freaking ideas right now but I can't write them for somereason! Maybe I've lost it.

Or maybe its just cause its summer and I've been busy a lot.

Any tips?

My guess is you've been on a bender all summer and only come onto this site in a hungover gkazed haze. Am I onto something? I meen, Kyle, ive noticed you don't post many funny pictures any more. It's like seeing Quentin Tarantino use the dialogue from Friends, its hurting us too Kyle, don't leave us! I have nowhere else to go!!!!!!