popping zits does hurt like a b****, but I find it strangely addicting. I mean there's so many payoffs, you get to squeeze the nasty stuff out AND there's that feeling of relief.

the worst thing to me is withdrawal from something. When I smoked cigarettes I would never smoke a lot, and usually on weekends, so after the weekend was over I'd have that craving for a cigarette, you know when your gums and teeth just feel weird. I hate that.

I hate brushing my teeth. Well, not so much brushing them, but HAVING to brush them. Like it'll be real late and I'll be lying in my bed and I'll be just about to go to sleep and then it's like "Dammit. My teeth" and then I have to get up and then I think that this sentence has gone for way to long and then I click Post Now...

Another one is combing hair. I hate taking the time in the morning to do that. So for the past 6 months I've barely touched it unless going to a formal event.

I always wear a hat, that way I never have to comb it, I can't even remember a single time in my life when I have combed it, even at certain event like weddings and that, I still wear a hat.

there's no point in combing hair. the whole concept is ridiculous.

lets talk about Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. I was gonna get this game for christmas but decided I didn't want it for 2 reasons;
1. My three friends have the game, so......yeah.

2. It sucks.

Reason 2 explained:
what the hell? The storyline in this game is STUPID!!!!!! The cut scenes are terribly done and the dialogue is awfull. The "gangsta" talk or whatever is hardly understandable and just cliched to death. They spout bad language every second and it gets old cause its not used cleverly (say, Quentin Tarantino style)

I dont think the GAME sucks as a whole, just BSing around, killing people and getting into car chases is fun as hell, but jeeze, I'd like a fun game thats hard and original. It just sees like Rockstar is repeating the same crap OVER and OVER, adding nothing new but features and better graphics. I got bored playing it after like three days. Make a better game you SOBs. They made it too mainstream. Sell outs.

I havent played San Andreas yet. I'm thinking about buying it too.
Vice City is pretty awesome, but I guess in many ways it isn't very original either.

I own all 3 GTA (Liberty City, Vice City, and San Andreas) but I haven't done more than about 5 missions between the 3 of them. I hate the missions, I think they are horrible, but I get my money's worth going around and doing whatever I want. I juts hate how there arent any cheats to open up all of the cities and everything. Just because I've bought the game doesnt mean I like the missions, and If I've paid for it I feel entitled to get all of the levels.

my friend just beat GTA SA.

and the marines just called for me, asking me to join. I told them no cause I didn't wanna be brainwashed.

No marines? C'mon Sarge.

In six weeks you can come back on the board and give us your best "weekend-pass" stories, on your way to Sodom and Gommorrah to kick evil's butt.

Hoo-Ra.

What did ya'll reckon of the Golden Globes the other day? Think they got the awards right?
How would you like for Clint Eastwood to name you "the world's greatest actor", as he did to Morgan Freeman. That's a compliment I wouldn't mind recieving.
Go Geoffory Rush! I haven't seen the Peter Sellers thing but I plan to.

Morgan Freeman is NOT the world's greatest actor, thats for sure.

Didn't watch them as usual, and I'll give an early invitation here (I'll post one later) for all of you to skip the Oscars with me, it's an annual event for me here at sf.com and I hope you'll all join me in not doing something together, together

First of all, JEEZ this thing has gone on for awhile! Props to Kyle.
Second, Forsaken, you really shouldn't hold it in man. You can get a bladder infection if I'm not mistaken. Why not get a urinary catheter and piss anytime you want? That would be the ultimate in comfort don't you think?
"Hey Bill, how's it going?"
[very content look on face] "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . nothing much man, just takin' a piss."
Although if there was a leak in it, you'd have to explain why you just pissed yourself. Which is even more hilarious, haha.

I think it's ridiculous that this topic is rated 2 stars. It WAS rated 1 star before I voted it a 5 star. So how about we all just vote 5 stars for this topic so it can get an appropriate rating and not a "Bigmovie was mad so he voted everything a 1 star" rating.

Oh, and since this is a topic for "Nonsense" I suppose I should post my 700th post here. So........here's to 700. 100 more and I'll be a graduate.

Wooooooo! Two stars!

ever since every topic has been rated I've sorta ignored the stars.

like im not gonna go into a topic because its been rated low.

and here's a story for the nook. On Saturday me and my friends went to a Grocery Store to jack some alcohol (We'd done it times before) but this time we got f***ed. For starters, as I loaded a bottle into my backpack, it broke, so then its spilling out everywhere. Then we notice an employee watching us, so we decide we need to get the hell outta here. My friend goes out one exit, I head to another, right before I can head out the door a guy practically jumps on me, putting me in a headlock, then screams, "FREEZE! STORE SECURITY! PUTS YOUR HANDS UP!" so I struggle a bit until I hear him yell his authority, he's being suepr aggressive and I'm just like, "Whoa, be cool bro, be cool!" but of course he has to throw me onto the ground. I'm cuffed then taken upstairs, I see that my friend has been caught too. Up stairs is a beautiful scene, the security officers sit back infront of us and just BS away on how awesome they think they are, and all their little busts they'd made, speaking in a way as if they are real american heroes (imagine the scene in RESERVOIR DOGS with the cops in the bathroom, that was these ****s) So anyways, I told them they suck and have no life and of course I get pep talk BS. The cops arrive and write us a ticket for theft and the release us to our parents. It kinda sucks cause the ticket is gonna be a bit of money (i dont know how much yet) so now I need to get a job and pay it off.

I've learned a lesson thats for sure.

I hate robots.

I guess the lesson is...crime doesn't pay.

Thats not the lesson, the lessson is get more creative, and figure this **** out, i mean ****. All these movies come up with all these sick *** plans to rob banks, and then instead of doinging it, cause ya know it would work, they make a film about it. That just gives it away. Bah, there you have it fokes, thats the problem.

haha. yeah, what I've learned is that if I do it again ("Gee, Kyle doesn't learn, does he? ") I'm gonna hit smaller stores rather than huge chains like Albertson's. But I probably wont even do it again.

and I'm going to film something tommorow, and submit it to the site.