Alright, I'd like to start a new little game here, where you write a quote from a movie or a song, no tv shows, because they suck. unless its the office. but then it would be too easy b/c every tv quote would be the office. so no tv quotes. Anyway, name the movie or song the quote is from, then write one yourself. Also, name the character or singer who says the line. Bonus Points: If you include a picture of the artist or character from a screen shot in the movie, in your response.

"When I was a child I had a fever,
My hands felt just like two balloons."

Yippe-ki-yea, mother ****er

Die Hard.
A long one for ya's
"Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the **** in. Ha, ha."

uh..nobody solved the first one yet? Do you guys know how to play this game?

Yeah, Nervous Larry, you're right, the first one is from Pink Floyd's song "Comfortably Numb". Anyway, Eorl's is a pretty terrifying line from the shining.
here's a new one:

"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fuc*ing ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as sh*t don't fuc*ing roll!"

The Big Lebowski, of course.

Here ya go:

"I like your boobs. They're small and unpretentious."

The Science of Sleep

"That weapon will replace your tongue. You will learn to speak through it. And your poetry will now be written with blood."

Dead Man!
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

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Originally posted by Nervous Larry:
uh..nobody solved the first one yet? Do you guys know how to play this game?

oops... for some reason I thought that was his signature and not something part of this game.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Are we shooting people or what?"

Three Kings.

"Are you, Alice, currently menstruating?"

Ghostbusters

"I don't know why they'd drop a bomb on this place, be a heck of a waste of a bomb."

October Sky

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"Can't you people see there are GUNS here? ....GET THE **** OUT!"

the way of the gunnn


"-you have to make the clitoris your best friend"

office space??? or girl next door?

"i like your sleeves"

Napoleon Dynamite.

"I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."

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Originally posted by REDheadcommy:
the way of the gunnn


"-you have to make the clitoris your best friend"

Y Tu Mama Tambien, not office space or the good girl. I don't know Titanium's, though.

STAR WARS!!!!

"Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's *discretion*. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness."

From one of my favorite characters ever!