What kind of creatures do you have control over?

I have a retarded pug dog and a cat. The pug was pretty cute for awile, but I've noticed that she's taken lots of human characteristics and it pisses me off. For one, if she's left alone she'll start freaking out and want to be around people. She barks at every little noise she hears and is a fat pig. This dog can eat non stop its puthetic. PLus she's always begging for food or right there in the kitchen when you're making something. She thinks she's hot **** and the center of attention and we (the family) are products of her creation here to serve her. I cannot stand dogs anymore, but cats are OK cause they dont do anything.

Two cats. One overweight black cat named Monarch and a tiny little cat named Dria. Monarch always steals her food, and is perpetually hungry. She usually refuses to eat anyway - I don't know how she keeps from starving!

I got three cats. It kind of sucks because you always have hair all over your clothes.

Yeah, but even more interesting are those weird circular depressions in soft furniture full of matted fur

I got sea monkeys!

"i heard the droning
in the shrine
of the sea-monkey
palace of the brine
beneath reflections in the fountain
the starry sky and utah mountains
they are swimming happily"

random song clip having to do with sea-monkeys

wow.... that's weird! are there sea monkeys in utah? what the heck ARE sea monkeys anyway?

i'm sure someone has sea-monkeys in utah....here's what they are: sea-monkeys

woooowwwww.... that's so strange

uh-huh, it sure is, lol.