Today I checked my email and I was laughing so hard that I had to tell someone...

See, on my website, I have a fake fan page for Alfonso Freeman (the son of actor Morgan Freeman) who has appeared in some small roles and bit parts in a few films. It's supposed to be a joke.
I do a filmography, even though I have only seen one of his movies. For the rest, I just make up the synopsis.
For the movie Frost: Portrait of a Vampire, I say "I didn't see this and the title sounds stupid"

cut to today: I open up my email and find...

Subject: Saw your Alfonso Freeman comments

Message: ...So why pick on the title of my movie?
Kevin VanHook
Writer/Director
Frost: Portrait of a Vampire


....HAHAHAHAHA!

I make fun of a movie, and the f'n director emails me! Hoo boy.

That is all.

--Alan

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http://www.alandenton.com
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That page is a hoot. So is the email...


-Thomas Chalifour

Writer/Director/Actor Extrodinaire

My god that is funny, but I must give credit to the man Alfonso, when I think of Shawshank Redemption, my thoughts go in order of 1) Morgan Freeman 2) Tim Robbins 3) The Warden saying "vanished like a fart in the wind" and then 4) good ol' "I'm reelin' them in!" man. But what makes it for me is the fact that it's Carlton....sweet Carlton from Fresh Prince on his fan page. Don't get any better, can't get no worse.

Oh, and props to getting an actual response from the director.....funny stuff.

Yes, with enough soap, one could blow up just about anything.

Haha, the warden says a lot of funny stuff in that movie. I'm actually only posting this reply because I want to see my new avatar. Yay.

I'm 14, have no money, don't have my own camera, and live in a small town with no good actors. PLEASE ADOPT ME!