Hey guys, I know how much everyone here loves great movies... so I figure maybe I should inform you about one of the greatest actors in the world....
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!

With the world slowly coming to an end, I believe everyone should open up their eyes to CHUCK NORRIS IS JESUS

This site will blow you away. Real proof that Chuck Norris is jesus.

If this doesn't inspire you to make better films and become a better person.. then I really don't know what will.
You will not be sorry

WWW.CHUCKYNORRIS.COM

If you don't look I'll force you to _=_

Don Johnson is king

-TacoWagonProductions

Q.What did the right leg say to the left leg?
A. Watch out for the guy in the middle. He's a real dick

I am confused?

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Since Don Johnson had Nash Bridges on TV round the same time as Chuck Norris' Walker Texas Ranger

-TacoWagonProductions

Q.What did the right leg say to the left leg?
A. Watch out for the guy in the middle. He's a real dick

And both shows were stupid.

-TacoWagonProductions

Q.What did the right leg say to the left leg?
A. Watch out for the guy in the middle. He's a real dick

Nash sucked. Can't even be compared to the greatness of Chuck Norris.
You better check out www.chuckynorris.com just to reassure yourself that I am right.

If you don't look I'll force you to _=_

Miami Vice rules everybody's ass....including yours. I think there might even have been an episode with a Hong Kong drug dealer dressed as a White Ninja who ALMOST kills Don Johnson, so Don Johnson blows the ninja's face off- the reason he didn't kill Don Johnson is because Don Johnson is so fuc king awesome - Ok, maybe there wasn't an episode like that...but there should have been.

-TacoWagonProductions

Q.What did the right leg say to the left leg?
A. Watch out for the guy in the middle. He's a real dick

<----------STUPID

-TacoWagonProductions

Q.What did the right leg say to the left leg?
A. Watch out for the guy in the middle. He's a real dick

<---------BAD-ASS

-TacoWagonProductions

Q.What did the right leg say to the left leg?
A. Watch out for the guy in the middle. He's a real dick

Your obviously not familiar with the likes of total gym, and if I was as cool as you I would post a "bad-ass" picture of CHuck norris working out on the total gym.

Total Gym -- I don't care how bad ass Don is.. he doesn't stand a chance against this peice of work

And your forgetting that Chuck Norris let Bruce Lee win in Return of the Dragon to prove that Jesus is as violent as people make him out to be. For more information regarding Chuck Norris as Jesus Christ plz visit www.chuckynorris.com

G'night

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To prove that Jesus is not as violent...

is what it should say

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Yeah, but Don had Cheech.

666

666

I'm outta here like a herd of turtles. I'll be out for awile. Late, homeboys.

-TacoWagonProductions

Q.What did the right leg say to the left leg?
A. Watch out for the guy in the middle. He's a real dick

www.chuckynorris.com


beats www.chucknorris.com to the dirt!!

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is it just me or is chuck norris just the big esll out cliche that i hate? and bruce lee totally kicked his ass for real. i always remember the story how he made robin from the original batman like pee his pants when in an episode of batman meets green hornet he had to fight bruce (or kado whatever). man that dick dick had no chance. and dick could totally kick norris's total gymgayness ass around.

dream on
www.chuckynorris.com ... where all your fantasies come true

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...That is the stupidest site I have ever seen.

"Don't breathe or I'll kill you!"

U love it.. I know you do!

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Does anybody feel that Chuck Norris as an uncanny resemblance to this thing...?



-Kyle "BIG" Johnson of TacoWagonProductions

Q.What did the right leg say to the left leg?
A. Watch out for the guy in the middle. He's a real dick

Why does that monkey have 3 arms???


Oh wait....that's a tail.

"Don't breathe or I'll kill you!"