How did this get by????? Please don't tell me you think this is mature?

Submitted on: 2003-05-07

here's how to make you're movie better.

Go eat a huge bowl of alphabet soup then barf all over your screenplay.

- Jake Castoreno
Seph_Dolby777@yahoo.com

And I checked..that e-mail isn't even valid. This type of thing screws the website up....

Besides filming, the only other thing I ever did good was filming.

That's funny.

TACO WAGON PRODUCTIONS©

"They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were Vampires. Psychos do not EXPLODE when sunlight hits them. I don't give a f*** how crazy they are!" - George Clooney in 'From Dusk Till Dawn'

Submitted on: 2003-05-06
Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This movie is CRAZY as HELL to watch when your stoned!!! It's like...5 STARS MAN! Except I then r-e-watched it sober and changed my mind. The music wasn't cool....I don't like rock music. Black and white isn't fun to look at....makes me feel like I'm watching a black & white movie...which isn't cool.The shot of the guy reading the book was pretty awesome though...awesome. You definetely have some talent. Your one of the most talented female filmmakers out there. I can dig it, baby! Yourrr camera work was crazy too...by crazy I mean cool. Your cool. Coooool. Keep up the work, man!

- Key Lime Pie
VariousAssortedPies@pie-man.com


This one is f****** hillarious! He calls you one of the most talented female filmmakers out there! LOL. Also says he doesn't like the film when he isn't stoned but gave you all five stars too.

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The music wasn't cool....I don't like rock music. Black and white isn't fun to look at....makes me feel like I'm watching a black & white movie

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That's great. I love assh****

TACO WAGON PRODUCTIONS©

"They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were Vampires. Psychos do not EXPLODE when sunlight hits them. I don't give a f*** how crazy they are!" - George Clooney in 'From Dusk Till Dawn'

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Go eat a huge bowl of alphabet soup then barf all over your screenplay.

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That's just retarded.

...Does chris really check the reviews? I mean, if he does you'd think this kinda crap wouldn't get by.

Chris took it off.

TACO WAGON PRODUCTIONS©

"They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were Vampires. Psychos do not EXPLODE when sunlight hits them. I don't give a f*** how crazy they are!" - George Clooney in 'From Dusk Till Dawn'

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Black and white isn't fun to look at....makes me feel like I'm watching a black & white movie...

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Holy crap. What a moron!

Pointgravity Productions

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Black and white isn't fun to look at....makes me feel like I'm watching a black & white movie...
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Holy crap. What a moron!

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Yeah...that is pretty stupid. I mean, what type of sick f*** is gonna write that? You gotta be a f****** retarded mongoloid to write that you don't like black & white movies because it makes you feel like your watching a black and white movie. Pretty f****** stupid of an idiot

TACO WAGON PRODUCTIONS©

"They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were Vampires. Psychos do not EXPLODE when sunlight hits them. I don't give a f*** how crazy they are!" - George Clooney in 'From Dusk Till Dawn'

"" Here, at Studentfilms.com, We're not all idiots, just the majority.""

hahah

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time"

...And one more thing...

I have also noticed (I can't remember which movies) that some student's RELATIVES are coming onto the site and voting straight 5's because they love their daughter/son/thing. This is wrong. Are these reviews really being reviewed?

Pointgravity Productions

Sometimes they slip through. I press the "approve" button too quick sometimes.

Thanks for pointing them out.

-Chris
Studentfilms.com

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Go eat a huge bowl of alphabet soup then barf all over your screenplay.

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It's ignorant f***s like that whom end up on the street beacuse they think they are da s**t but really are no better than, well, screenpays written from alphabet soup.

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time"

And this:

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Submitted on: 2003-04-27
For some reason i thought that was funny

- steve adsff

1. Acting 4
2. Cinematography 4
3. Directing 4
4. Editing 4
5. Screenplay 4

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People! Stop being lazy and give reasons why you liked/disliked films! This is insane!

Pointgravity Productions

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that some student's RELATIVES are coming onto the site and voting straight 5's because they love their daughter/son/thing. This is wrong.

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Whats the big deal? Who cares If the film is bad and ten out of twenty reveiews are all family with five star reviews while the other half are honest. it should come out even enough.

TACO WAGON PRODUCTIONS©

"They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were Vampires. Psychos do not EXPLODE when sunlight hits them. I don't give a f*** how crazy they are!" - George Clooney in 'From Dusk Till Dawn'

Yeah, true, those do even most films out...I don't care so much about the "stars" as I do the real feedback, which I can grow from.

Besides filming, the only other thing I ever did good was filming.

Ya know, Chris has an e-mail account. No need to air out dirty laundry on the forums. I only say this because it seems a bit disrespectful (Of Chris) to continually throw hissy fits about reviews on the public board.

Nota "Tips his hat before disappearing into the abyss" Mono

Some dude said "Nice Screenplay" to one of my movies in the comment box but gave it two out of five sars.

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" So if You want beef than bring the Ruckus,
Wu-Tang Clan aint nothing to F**K with!"-Wu-Tang Clan

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Kung Fu naked Mole Rat Studios

Chris knows i mean no disrespect...Or else I wouldn't come to the site every single day.

I pay a dollar a minute per film to receive reviews that I hope to learn from...I support the site to the fullest. I wear my studentfilms.com shirt every where, actually I wear that thing a little too much. I tell everyone I see or meet about this site. I've probably recruited about 100 viewers since I joined, not to mention a handfull of members.

I will complain when things get a little out of hand. This is not the first time a review like that has came through, and I understand he has 100000000000 to read, so I'm letting him know a bad one came through... chill out...AND for the last time. I don't care about the stars! I read my reviews to fix mistakes and learn from others who put forth well thought out remarks

Besides filming, the only other thing I ever did good was filming.

I don't mean to come across as an A-hole . I know you have nothing but respect for Chris and the site, and I have much respect for your work, your opinions and your postings. I only bring it up because I've seen Chris repeatedly post his e-mail addy as the preferred means of communication when people have gripes or suggestions about the site (That aren't really debate worthy). I can understand if you feel this topic IS debate worthy, so I'll leave it at that.

Nota "Zen poster" Mono

I'm sorry but this kind of thing going on is a fact of life.

If you go on triggerstreet.com, you'll see they have the exact same problems there too.

People don't think before they post, some people think it's funny to say nasty things for no good reason, and some people just plainly not be allowed on the internet at all! (joke).

Personally, I can disregard the abusive stuff. A well written and argued review is what i'd prefer, but even basic explanation helps.

Develop another skin guys. It's really not worth the fuss and Chris has a lot on his plate anyway.

Richard Purves
One Man Band
omb@blueyonder.co.uk
http://www.omb.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/