Originally posted by funkbomb:
hahaha...
"did you get the money? Yea I got the money."
Wow. Have you been reading any of the posts on the need for originality?
-The faux "production company" bumpers at the beginning...
*did I spot the Ferrari logo? Are you serious?
-The casting of teenagers to play hard-boiled, dirty, tough gangsters doing a drug deal or money exchange.
* "The money's all there. One million. This zit cream better be worth every penny."
-The copyrighted music.
* "Dude, listen to this...totally rad. by Hans Zimmer...hmm...I doubt anyone would recognize it anyway."
I know it's hard to resist the urge to play pretend but come
on...this has been done a thousand times over...and over...and over..you're eighteen for chrissake! You should use your newfound maturity to write creative, original, thought-provoking and/or entertaining screenplays, not to buy Airsoft guns and black spraypaint.
The fifteen year-old with the leather gloves and trench coat did it in for me. Whew, oh man...catching my breath...
The creator of
The Businessman (a movie about--surprise!--people in trenchcoats with guns), who was obnoxious enough to claim that his film is "the most ambitious student film ever", has an ego so big he has to stuff the excess in professionally bound DVD cases which he will gladly sell to you for the price of a professional DVD. Is the product professional? Well, erm...no. But because the guy spent more money on his film than a lot of others that are ironically better and more original in every conceivable way, that gives him automatic privileges to assume that the only people worthy enough to see it are the ones willing to fork out twelve dollars. For that money I could rent three episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! That way, I'd still be watching a horrible movie, but there'd at least be reason to laugh!
This FilmThis other film(more guys in trenchcoats with guns....spotting a trend here?)
Oh, and this criminally derivative yawnfest are exactly what's driving down student filmmaker's credibility.
I'm sorry to burst like this but I just can't take it any longer. I may well just never visit this site again. And move to a place where creativity thrives. Like Japan.
At least
this one has the balls to admit it's cliche.
Can't you see where you fit in?
*rant over*
Now I see where I'm going to get lambasted for flaming and trolling and strolling and rolling and selling fake Rolex's, as this site does not condone these things and is a place to harbor good healthy filmmaking advice, but I said something I felt honestly needed to be said. You can ignore me; in fact I encourage you, I think student filmmakers
have to go through a period in which they uncreatively emulate that in which they hold respect. But please, please--
please--always remember to return to ideas that are truly yours. You are a filmmaker to share your imagination with others, not to try to impress them by playing Michael Bay dress-up.