Hi everybody, I know, I have made promisses of films in the past, but this one is for real.

I'm almost finished with a script, it's a film about Hassan, Hassan is turkish, so in the Netherlands, he has it hard. One day, Hassan's Father asks him to get some fruit (SP, apples, lemons, pineapples and stuff like that)
One the way to Uncle Mohammed's fruitbarn, he comes across cheese, cheese is a typical STEREOTYPE black man, he talks like his lips got burned, he has headphones on, only listens to hardcore rap, only he is white (indeed, a "wigger") together they go to meet uncle Mohammed, but uncle Mohammed is kidnapped by the ABN(in holland thats a bank, in my film it stands for Anti Buitenlanders in Nederland, which means: Anti Foreigners in the Netherlands)

Together they must save uncle Mohammed. How will it end? we will see!

when I'm done with the script, I'm gonna pitch it by my local tv station, to see if I can use their equipment and that they will air it, I'm heading for a 90 minute time zone.

It will be dutch spoken, but maybe if you guys want I will subtitle it and put it on the net (probably this site)

It is not to be meant racist, more like the way 60% of the dutch people think about foreigners in our country, I want to make fun of those people, several of my friends have read it and found it hilarious, a grown up read it and found it hilarious, so it isn't bad I guess.

ask questions, wait for info and stuff here.

lol. I really have to see this once it's done. I'm always entertained by the "flavours" of humor from different societies.

That does sound quite excellent.

I see it now, I posted this in the wrong forum

could a moderator please movie it to the film-maker diaries? Thank you ^_^

A small update, I'm almost done with the script, when I'm done Im travelling to some friends, we're gonna create some CGI for the flick, and then start shooting a test-scene for the local tv station to see, to convince them to let me borrow their equipment.

thats all, scotty out!

alright, newest update

We are going to shoot a promotional trailer insteed of a scene, first we have a few shots of epic shots of the film (Hassan fighting the leader of the racists with swords, high CGI at the time with water effects!) Cheese(the wigger type character for comic relief) shooting some armed guys, a lot of other epic shots, and then, at the end: record scratch (requim for a dream theme stops, overused garbage! :P )

titlecard: But if this movie is epic, I am God...

*funny scenes inserted here*

and then the title of the movie

TURKS FRUIT 2
FRUITIGE TURKEN

(means: Turkish fruit, fruity turkish people)

how do you like the idea? we will shoot it in 2 weeks.