THE FILM
A very short experimental piece (Perry - AKA titaniumdoughnut - a regular around these parts, is DP). At this point we are half way through production. The project isn't actually for a class though, so we've had hell to pave through. No insurance. Breaking several laws - I shalln't communicate the most severe. Yep. It's been lots of fun. BTW, you'll notice I keep changing tenses... that is because I'm too artistic to obey any grammatic laws. It is not because I am just not paying attention.
The film is effectively 5 shots, each pushing in on the same "Character" at a different phase in his life. At this stage we had 3 shots, and were preparing for two this weekend - the "old man" and the "middle-aged man", the latter being shot in an alley, the former in a soundstage.
This last weekend was especially exciting:
FRIDAY: Insurance issues. Rental company refuses to rent us equipment without insurance. I offer to put up stock instead, they indirectly call me dishonest. THAT made my day. Eventually we found somewhere nearbye (Hotlights) that would accept a cash deposit AND would be open Saturday.
SATURDAY: Lug $512 equipment from Hotlights, including a 6500W generator. Owe one additional favour to Perry. Planned intensively for shoot tomorrow - did not check weather. We called up our actor, found there had been some miscommunication about the shoot time, and so he had arranged something with Bruce Willis instead. Damn damn damn damn damn. Called up other actor who I auditioned and loved.
That evening, I didn't sleep a wink, but for occasional nightmares corresponding to snowstorm outside.
SUNDAY: Other actor cancels, as he has a cold. I look outside and cry.
Early evening, we shot the "old man". I loved this guy in auditions, because he marvellously captured the spirit of a senile old man. He was awful in front of the camera because he was actually a senile old man. D'oh!
Perry and I review all our footage so far, and decide the only way to go is to totally change the casting approach*, which also means we can shoot tomorrow morning before we lug the equipment back, but requires re-shooting the "Student" phase. We call up our third choice actor, who is conveniently able to meet tomorrow morning! Yess!!!
NOW THIS IS WHERE IT GETS EXCITING!
We had our generator soundly stored in an office downstairs in the dorm. My phone rings - which I can barely hold at this stage - and I'm being told that the police are taking the generator. WTF?!?!?! Run downstairs, it turns out we can't keep the generator in the building because it's a fire hazard.
This is New York City. The alternative is to leave it outside. In the cold. In the snow. Where it will surely break and get stolen. After an hour with a snow shovel, digging out a space to put the generator, we chain it with a wimpy bike chain to a bike stand. I remind you - generators are huge.
Eventually, I find a bar that is willing to keep the generator until 4am! I am forever grateful to Nevada Smith. We lug the generator across the snow covered street (takes about 20 minutes to move 200 feet). I go to sleep - bed rather - still haunted by nightmares about SAG regulations and Snow.
MONDAY
Wake up at 3 - fetch generator. Still can't hold my phone. When we realize it still takes 20 minutes to cross the street, and we're too young to get a Van, and our location is behind locked doors a mile away, and it is covered in 3 feet of snow, and we only have a partial crew who won't be best pleased to shoot on monday at 5, and our actor is wanting copy in four days - I weigh out pushing a metric tonne of equipment through a mile's snow, breaking and entering, snow shoveling out space for the dolly track and generator, defying several SAG regulations, and waking all who live in the residence our location is surrounded by against five hundred and twelve dollars and an hour's sleep, and come to the decision to shoot next week.
8:00 - Force Perry to help me push Generator half a mile to rental house - takes two hours. On the way there, we spy a "hotlights" van who pleasantly offer to pick up the rest of the equipment. I buy Perry a snapple to console him against the rational realization they could have picked up the generator too.
We're shooting tomorrow.
WHAT DID WE LEARN?
ALWAYS check the weather
NEVER over-do your equipment
ALWAYS remind your actor ahead of time
ALWAYS have a stolen bottle of tranquilizers on hand - cigarettes kill.
Will write a follow up after the shoot. As of now, we've re-cast the Student for shooting this Saturday, and tomorrow we're auditioning more old men. Hopefully less senile.
*Formerly, the idea was that the character would be portrayed at different stages of his life by distinctly different looking people, saying "this applies to everyone." On review, our two best performances look too similar, so we decided to cast more conventionally.
"He's got away from us Jack..."