Does anyone know where i can get some props for an alien abduction scene? Utensils, probes (lol) etc...

I'd go to your local Salvation Army, or thrift shop or even yard sales, and just look for old household and electronic junk that you can modify.

ive never had any trouble with aliens wanting to get into my ass, its the giant hairy spiders and pimply slippery larvae you gotta watch out for. Aliens are there to give you superpowers