I'm currently writing a spoof/satire of High School, and the way teenagers are portrayed in teen movies as well (I know, it's been done before). However, I'm looking to use a slightly different approach than the likes of Not Another Teen Movie.

Basically, I'm just trying to come up with as many bizarre and cliche things that often go on at REAL high schools everyday. If anyone has any ideas, they would be greatly appreciated.

At my high school one day, a friend of mine named Brendan left his History class for the bathroom, crawled into the vents, and jumped through the ceiling in an English classroom wearing a clown mask. He was suspended for a week and arrested for criminal mischief. Can you do anything with that?

Oh, and if you want any more stories, just say the word, I got a bunch of them.

No, but I just researched it, and I guess that whole ceiling prank wasn't as original as I thought it was...I got something to talk about with Brendan tomorrow, I'll tell ya that!

But it's still good, Imaginix can easily spoof the Breakfast Club in this way and still say it's based on a true story...

You should rent The Breakfast Club. Classic teen movie of the 80's. John Hughes was the man back then.

Hey I was just starting to write a high school film today. Its not quite the style that you are going for. Im trying the dramatic route. But still based on my really life experiences in high school. Mine might be a little more messed up but if you have any ideas for dramatics tell me. One time for a prank the seniors let live chikens run in school and they put dead pigs in the ceiling.