Hmm...the lure of all that money is causing a lot of speculation. Is death a naughty teenager at home messing with us, a foreigner with devalued currency or a wisened old coot with money to burn? OHMIGOD...maybe he really IS death!

Hah, I understand - there are tons of things said on the internet that can be considered very odd. It does say he's from the UK...do teenagers still mess around for fun?

I thought that ended in like 2000. I guess not eh? What would the advantage of messing around with us be? Not a single one of us is asking to be apart of his production or getting over-excited. Besides, maybe it might not be a bad idea for us to see how a budget of $5m is allocated to catering, talent, location scouting, editing, etc.

-Kegan

O.K. then, how would a lucky s.o.b. with $5M ideally allocate it to a film project? It would help to know what kind of film we're fantasizing about here...Distribution should be the biggest aspect of the budget, I think. Actors would be my least concern. Equipment and post-production efforts could be quite expensive, I imagine...

Hey guys,
Michael Caine has agreed to star in my next film, for no pay, and I have no idea where to put him. Can u guyz plz help me

Can you even imagine how amazing it would be to work with Michael Caine....?

I have it on good authority that Michael Caine takes any available gig (think Jaws 4) and gives it his very best.

I hear Christopher Walken has a similar work ethic. Very cool.

So, funkbomb, if your next film is Balls of Fury 2, you could have both Michael Caine AND Christopher Walken co-star as whacky opponents!

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Originally posted by funkbomb:
Hey guys,
Michael Caine has agreed to star in my next film, for no pay, and I have no idea where to put him. Can u guyz plz help me

I heard Michael has always wanted to play the role of a lifeguard?

Y'know, he could actually pull that off...

Already have Hugh Laurie cast for that. A bitter, senile handicapped lifeguard with a penchant for letting people drown. I was thinking Michael could play the boss? Either him or Kurt Russell, it's a toss-up.

What about Jack Klugman as a salty curmudgeon?

Oh snotbuckets, my $5 mil is used up now.

Hell, yeah, but think of the grosses! Your first film and you'll never have to direct another picture again.

This may be bad advice, but:

Do it like Ed Wood and find your Bella Lugosi! Find an old star that isn't working anymore and get them in your movie.

i cant believe that some of you actually think this guy is for real

You mean we're NOT going to see Hugh Laurie loping up the beach in a speedo? Funkbomb, you promised!