- Ladies and Gents! -

Forget Oscar and his brass nakedness! You, fellow filmic masters, need look no futher than the:

"Hollywood Underground Film Festival!"

This lovely bit of Los Angeles culture will soon be gracing your prescence in the heart of Hollywood! Many a splenderous filmic creation will be featured at the fest of fests, celebrating the yet to be discovered explosive artists of the film underground!

But MUCH more importantly, there is a movie showing during the festival, unlike ANY OTHER MOVIE EVER CREATED-----EVER!!!
The fact is, this wonderful bit of cinematic mastery was written, directed, edited and acted in by ME!!! That's right true believers, the very power behind these punctuals hath createdeth this filmeth for your viewingeth pleasureth! BEHOLD:

"AT THE DINER"
A film by Eliot Murray, 2002
"-Ever wonder what the folks in the booth behind you are thinking? Here's your chance to find out! A unique expose' including four individual short stories, all exploring the elusive patrons of the American Diner."

So don't delay, book today for tickets to HUFF, April 17th-20th in sunny Hollywood California! And who knows who you'll see there! Maybe even me.......

For more information...
www.hufilmfest.com

or drop ME a line:
bullkaka@yahoo.com
HARE BRAINED PRODUCTIONS, 2003

Whoa! That's awesome! I just gotta put my life on hold to go see a movie about what waiters talk about!
Thank you sir, and by all means, keep up the colorful Looney Toons dialog! It's quite refreshing to see a new take on the English language, after all, white-ebonics was such a hit with the 6th graders!

hahahah!

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