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| Posts: 2273 | Location: Boston | Registered: September 18, 2003 |    |
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I guess I view Twister and Black Knight as horrible because I have the the willpower to avoid such notoriously awful movies as Battlefield Earth, Glitter, Gigli, etc... But all I know is this...my rule of thumb is that if there's ever a movie that asks you to believe that F-5 tornadoes can blow away gasoline tankers but not trucks, cows but not horses, farms but not houses, and entire drive-in theaters but not coffee bars, and that two people can avoid being harmed in the VERTEX of an F-5 tornadoe by hanging onto a PIPE by some BELTS, that automatically counts as a horrible movie in my book! Geez, what were they thinking with those plot holes, huh?  And as for why Black Knight is so horrible, well, no comment. You'll just have to see it for yourself to see why it's so painfully unfunny. I probably would have avoided it if I weren't forced to watch it on a bootleg videotape my relatives brought over, but all I know is the tape quality was almost as bad as the movie itself! 
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| Posts: 505 | Location: Connecticut, USA | Registered: September 08, 2003 |    |
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battlefield earth (remember when travolta said it was going to be the next starwars?  ) ballistic ecks vs. sever. just terrible.
if youre looking for a witty signature, youre looking in the wrong place.
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| Posts: 335 | Location: chapel hill, nc | Registered: September 01, 2003 |    |
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Freshman

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Bulletproof monk was an insult to films and asian culture. It took every cliche, the kung-fu monk that speaks in riddles, the nazi bad guys, the dickwad american, the russian mafia, and that BS about "you can defy gravity as long as you BELIEVE." Please. And that Hot dog and Hot dog bun crap. This is a good example of a scriptwriter that did absolutely no research at all. It pissed me off that a film like this could even get made.
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