I just wanted to send out a warning to you all to avoid the new Lindsay Lohan movie, I Know Who Killed Me, because it is the biggest piece of festering crap I have ever seen since House of the Dead. I know most of you are going to wisely avoid the film anyway but this is just to make sure you don't. I could even wager to say it is worse than House of the Dead. I wish this film was as funny to laugh at (at times it is) but most of the time it is just painful to watch because it is so poorly done.

I wish I could go into detail about the crappiness but everything about this movie was bad. From acting, directing, screenplay, editing, etc. the film just lacked on all fronts.

In another recent thread on the site people are discussing experimental films and calling them pretentious and what not. I would rather watch a pretentious art film than sit through this film. If I was rating the film I would give no stars with maybe a quarter star simply because Lindsay looks good as a stripper (but even that is done poorly).

The only consolation I have is that I saw an advance screening free of charge, but I seriously want that time back from my life cause I am mad at how bad this film was and how they expect audiences to swallow that crap (the theater was laughing by the end and all were complaining about how bad it was).

In the words of Comic Book Guy: "Worst Film, Ever!

I kind of gathered that from the trailer. Thanks for the confirmation!

No problem. I now have to wash the taste of bad film in my mouth with a good movie.

This message has been edited. Last edited by: laudy32,

quote:

Originally posted by laudy32:
No problem. I know have to wash the taste of bad film in my mouth with a good movie.

Could I recommend anything from the fine selection of Lohan's previous work? Perhaps a solid healthy dose of Herbie Fully Loaded or Mean Girls? Or if you are feeling a bit retro, maybe The Parent Trap?

quote:

Originally posted by braininabox:
Or if you are feeling a bit retro, maybe The Parent Trap?

Actually it's funny you bring up that movie, because the whole twist of the film made me think of this like a sequel/thriller remake of The Parent Trap, except Lohan is all coked out in this one.

All this nonsense about her being in rehab has made me forget why she's a celebrity in the first place...is she an actress? Did she sing and put out an album or something? Doesn't seem to be good at either...I'm just stumped.

It's cause she has huge boobs