"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads." - Back to the Future

"If he hadn't done what I told him not to do, he'd still be alive." - Reservoir Dogs

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather

"You're entering a world of pain. You ever heard of Vietnam?" - The Big Lebowski

"According to this map, we've only gone about four inches." - Dumb and Dumber

"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything." - Fight Club

"Now, where was I?" - Memento

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, he's gone." - The Usual Suspects

Keep 'em coming!

"I have to return soem video tapes!" - American Psycho

"Everybody wanted me to do it, him most of all. I felt like he was up there, waiting for me to take the pain away. He just wanted to go out like a soldier, standing up, not like some poor, wasted, rag-assed renegade. Even the jungle wanted him dead, and that's who he really took his orders from anyway." - Apocalypse Now

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving." - AN

"I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us." - AN

"If I should never find you in this life, let me feel the lack. One glance from your eyes, and my life will be yours." - The Thin Red Line

The perfect blossom is the way of life~~The Last Samuri

Jack, I want you to paint me like one of your french girls. Wearing this. Wearing only this.~~ Titanic

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!~~ Gone with the wind.

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" - Batman

"I am Jack's smirking revenge." - Fight Club

"Earn this......Earn it." - Saving Private Ryan

"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'" - American History X

"Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies." - Shawshank Redemption

"Get busy living, or get busy dying. That's goddamn right. For the second time in my life I'm guilty of committing a crime: Parole Violation. 'Course I doubt they'll toss up any road blocks for that, not for an old crook like me. I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I imagine it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at the start of a long journey, whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border... I hope to see my friend and shake his hand... I hope the pacific is a blue as it has been in my dreams... I hope... " -SR

"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire." - Schindler's List

"Here's looking at you, kid." - Casablanca

Well, I could go on forever. And maybe I will later.

speaking of SR...
"Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!"

OH MY GOD!! I have too many favorites, but here are just a few for now:

Frank:"People scare better when they're dying."
-Once Upon A Time in the West

Harmonica : And Frank?
Snaky : Frank sent us.
Harmonica : Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky : Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky : ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica : You brought two too many.
-OUTW

Frank : Nothing matters now - not the land, not the money, not the woman. I came here to see you. 'Cause I know that now, you'll tell me what you're after.
Harmonica : ...Only at the point of dyin'.
-OUTW

Harmonica : So, you're not a businessman after all.
Frank : Just a man.
Harmonica : An ancient race...
OUTW

(And Plenty more from there)


Tuco : [trying to read a note] "See you soon, id..." "id..." "ids..."
Man With No Name : [taking the note] "Idiots". It's for you.
-The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Man With No Name : Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.
-GBU

Tuco : There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.
-GBU

Man With No Name : You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
-GBU

Tuco : You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you!
-GBU

Longbaugh : There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
-The Way of the Gun

Joe Sarno : So, you the brains of this outfit, or is he?
Longbaugh : Tell ya the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation.
-WOTG

Joe Sarno : Fifteen million dollars is not money. It's a motive with a universal adaptor on it.
-WOTG

Bar Patron : Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded, get off the ****ing car.
Raving ***** : Hey dickless get off the ****ing car. Hey **** suck get your slippery ****ing ass of the car. Listen to me, get off the ****ing car with your ****ing ass.
Parker : Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over ther and **** start her head.
Raving ***** : You're gonna wish you never got up this ****ing morning *******, because my boyfriend's gonna **** you up, and then after that while he's ****ing up your ****ing gay uncle over there I'm gonna cut off your cock and mail it to your mother. You ****ing faggot *****. You gaylord ****ing *****. How do you like that? You like that a lot you ****ing faggot? You like to ass ****? Fontanella ****ing baby head. You like to **** baby head?
Bar Patron : Go ahead
Raving ***** : You like to **** boys. He's gonna **** you in the ass, how do you like that he's not even gay but he'll do it just...
Bar Patron : Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna **** you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.
(Pushes aside Bar Patron and ounches Raving ***** in the face repeatedly)
-WOTG

[Parker and Longbaugh are looking at the cash out in the open at the brothel]
Longbaugh : What do you think?
Parker : I think a plan is just a list of things that don't happen.
-WOTG

Longbaugh : I've... never killed a man.
Interviewer : I beg your pardon?
Longbaugh : I said I never killed a man.
Interviewer : I didn't ask if you had.
Longbaugh : You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
Interviewer : And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Longbaugh : I would say thats a big ****ing qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification.
Interviewer : No one's ever said that before.
Longbaugh : Have you ever asked?
Interviewer : No.
Longbaugh : You should.
-WOTG

[Narration after the shoot-out at the brothel]
Parker : We don't want your forgiveness. We won't make excuses. We're not gonna blame you, even if you are an accessory... But we will not except your natural order. We didn't come for absolution, we didn't ask to be redeemed. But isn't that how it is, every goddamn time... Your prayers are always answered, in the order they're received...
-WOTG

Nobody : That gun will replace your tongue. You will learn to speak through it. And your poetry will be written in blood.
-Dead Man

William Blake : What is your name?
Nobody : My name is Nobody.
William Blake : Excuse me?
Nobody : My name is Xamichee, he who talks loud say nothing.
William Blake : He who talks... I thought you said your name was Nobody.
Nobody : I preferred to be called Nobody.
-Dead Man

Nobody : Did you kill the white man who killed you?
William Blake : I'm not dead. Am I?
-Dead Man


That's it for now! Man I rock!

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Nervous Larry,

damn! were in a tight spot!

we thought you was a..tooaaddd.

-o brother where art thou?

i am the walrus?

your out of your element!

- big lebowski

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids

You're gonna have to answer — to the Coca-Cola company

-dr. strangelove

and the best quote of all time,

'ah hell naw'

-the great will smith from i robot

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

General Jack D. Ripper : Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake : No, I don't think I do, sir, no.
General Jack D. Ripper : He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

"I told you...(*bang* *bang* *crash* *shatter* *spark*)... Don't call me junior."

- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"i saved latin, what did you ever do?" rushmore