Hey, I'm trying to get this amusing little short "film" off the ground (by "film" I mean shot on digital video on a cheap camcorder for nothing), but I'm having a heck of a time casting people. I live in the bay area, and I'm in dire need of an actor in his mid-twenties to play the male lead, and an actress in the same age range to play the female lead.

The male actor should be decent-looking, should be able to pass as a recently married man, and must be able to go from brink of madness to total insanity over the course of the fifteen minute movie.

The female actor should be attractive, able to pass as being frigid and/or b!tchy, and willing to endure a little bit of makeup work.

The actors in question should be doing this for the love of the craft, and reliable, 'cause I'll barely even be able to get the budget together as it is without having to pay people to do this.

It's a satirical horror film, extraordinarily tasteless, so if you're interested, drop me a line. E-mail is horrorhead@comcast.net; or message me on AIM at Pulp Device.

- D. Alexander

I couldn't find a tasteful quote from one of my scripts to put here if I tried.