A new film was posted on this website today called, "Billy Takes a Dump" and I cannot believe how terrible it is. What makes it terrible? Watch it! It's humor only a fourth grader would laugh at. There's absolutely no plot! Why someone would want to submit it to the site is beyond me. No artistic expression what so ever. I think it's gotta be the worst film on this site. It's not even funny...


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LOL, the name already sounds funny!

The movie is dumb, believe me.

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I made a mistake on the title, it's "Billy Take a Dump" not 'takes'

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you're right, it is pretty bad.

God, I watched it just before this post came up, hoping something else was there. Alas, no. A one dimensional joke (if any dimension at all) Using a song about "The Backdoor" as motivation for a bathroom scene.

If you love, and I mean LOVE dick & fart jokes, then this will probablly put you to sleep.

Then there is the quality of work involved. Lets ignore the lack of lighting, the inabillity to pick up detail, the over use of auto focus, and the shaky hand held camera... There was something even worse. In one shot "Billy" sees writting on the bathroom stall (which aparently upsets him, but we have no idea why.) The scene goes something like this

Billy looks camera left (his right) and is "upset" by something
Cut to
Writting on wall, which is located camera RIGHT (his left)

This is a huge continuity error, even for an amatuer. Had the rest of the film been fine, I would have mentioned it as something to look out for but my God...

I have to write my review now.
R. M.

"Luck, is when opportunity, meets preperation." "There are 3 sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth, and none of us are lying" -Robert Evans

Yeah....that was awful.

And that's a typo on the site page...the movie is really called "Billy Takes a Dump." "Billy Take a Dump" sounds like someone is ordering him to go to the bathroom...which hey, that might've made this movie a little better....nah.


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Billy's Mom: Bill, take a dump!

Billy: Okie dokie, doggie daddie!

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Originally posted by Kyle Johnson:

Billy: Okie dokie, doggie daddie!

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Ahh, nice "True Romance" reference.
R. M.

"Luck, is when opportunity, meets preperation." "There are 3 sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth, and none of us are lying" -Robert Evans

...I have to admit I found "Evil Walks" more enjoyable and creative than, "Billy Takes a Dump" Sorry to the filmmmakers of 'Billy', because they may find this the worst comment about their film and they might even try and kill me...considering that I thought "Evil Walks" was the worst film on this site before 'Billy'



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Sure this was a terrible movie. But what were you expecting from a movie that involves the word "Dump" in it's title. I don't think this cat was aiming for a "Forest Gump 2" with this one. i wasn't angered at the movie itself but other aspects. Some one posted that it was fourth grade humor. No it wasn't, it was kindergarten humor. To be fourth grade humor it would have to contain at least one fart sound effect. was there? no. he did 4th grade humor wrong. Also, if this cat could have spent the day they filmed this working on a real idea and developed into a real movie it would have made every one's lives better. One thing that is lacking in many studentfilms.com movies is a genuine story. To avoid a good plot, many film makers feel they can cover it up with odd shots, or in this case a constipated dude squattin on a toilet. lets put some effort into our screen writing. Big Ups to Brooklyn.
"Shaolin Shadowboxing....And the Wu-Tang sword style. If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be Dangerous.....En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-tang style."

My standards were somewhere higher than this. This looks like no effort was put into it! Like Tizzy noted, you can't even read what was on the wall and why he, Billy, got upset over it. No talent was needed to make this!

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You guys all swear like you can do better ha ha

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Yeah I just saw that film too. The bathroom wall bit has got me stumped too.

YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Billy takes a dump what a film,
full of drama, suspense and comedy. No I am just
jokeing this film was horrible!!!!! Just wait till my film is on this site. I have just sent it about a week ago. To find out more info check out
my website. The film is called checkers.

Ya, Billy takes a dump what a great film, full of drama, suspense and comedy. No I am just kidding, this film was horrible!!!!! Just wait till
my film is on the site I have
just mailed it about a week ago. If you want more info check out my website. The
film is called Checkers.

Well I forgot to leave my web adress, And I did
not mean to post the Billy takes a dump thing twice. I dont know what happened.Brent Baird.com

Ya, Billy takes a dump what a great film, full of drama, suspense and comedy. No I am just kidding, this film was horrible!!!!! Just wait till
my film is on the site I have
just mailed it about a week ago. If you want more info check out my website. The
film is called Checkers.

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The bathroom wall bit has got me stumped too

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I think he's looking at all the graffiti in general.

And I didn't think the film was bad, just retarded.