Question:
Aside from loving films/filmmaking, I'm also a sports fanatic. I play ice/roller hockey, and I love to play football and baseball as well. So, do YOU play a sport?

Choices:
Of course, sports are the shiz.
Yea, but only in the backyard.
I'm an artist. I don't do sports.

 

I need an option that says:

Yes, but not those fake sports you see on TV. I play crazy capture-the-flag with 50 players in large state parks.

Sports is such a broad term. I don't like the label personally because it doesn't seem to include disorganized aerobic activities. I don't enjoy your traditional sports, because there are too many rules, but I do enjoy things like getting in fights(serious, and semi serious)when im drunk, lifting weights, running(from cops), doing karate moves in the mirror, and causing mischief in small towns at 3 in the morning. Capture the flag rules too. And so does tennis, and bowling.

I play tennis occasionally, and want to get into kendo, kenjutsu, and iaido... other than that, I play airsoft 3-4 times a year and autocross. As far as team sports? Forget that.

I actually box every so often, which always gets me odd looks everytime I say that since I appear to be a skinny, non-threatening guy.

I also enjoy hockey sometimes.

I used to work on a golf course for a while and got free games as a bonus. So I get out and swing the clubs a little every once in a while. But I have to be wearing a robe and have a glass of brandy in the other hand while smoking a fat cuban. Without all that, its not golf. Its like croquet or some crap.

i play soccer for school, and i like playing basketball (but i'm not very good at that, lol). i'm not really a sports fanatic though, seeing as i don't keep up with any sports (even those two), besides watching a soccer game on tv every so often (mainly cause they're rarely on).

Im a mad baller, and i have a turn around jumpshot like whoa. but im not good enough for college basketball, that all ended in high school. But now i play softball with my friends, and it's intense.

I wish i were playing football, since i'm tall and fairly speedy, and i wish i were playing baseball, because i'm an awesome fielder. Unfortunately I'm too easily hurt to play football(/i was really out of shape back in 7th grade when people tried out for football and it's tough to get in after that) and I can't hit the side of a barn with a baseball bat. So i fence (as in, fencing, not making fences) and dabble in various sports with friends. I'm a total sports nut.

I've been known to play a pretty mean game of Laser Quest, even been invited to join our cities competitive team. Weird, I know.

I play with people's heads.

elliott...

besides all the intramural sports I play here at my school, I've been really focusing on cock push-ups in my daily excersise program. Plus I can sprint about 150MPH on any given day, except for shomer shabbas.

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I play crazy capture-the-flag with 50 players in large state parks.

Capture the flag is the greatest, especially at night.

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I've been really focusing on cock push-ups in my daily excersise program.

Lol! One is all you need, right?

Fash, your schedule is unrealisticly similar to my own. Do you live in said small town? If so, does everything close at 5? And is there lots of old people and nothing but a theatre and bowling hall?

I played soccer pretty hardcore for 7 or 8 years. Now I just climb.