Alright people, we've heard about what's the best...now it's time for the crap.


Ecks Vs Sever.

Ehh the only one i can really think of off the top of my head is The Cable Guy

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these are the movies i remember hating most vividly at the moment: (no order)

The Burbs

Bullet Proof Monk

Anger Management (Could have been HILARIOUS, ruined by poor writing)

hmmm. when i remember the others i'll post. it's oddly hard to remember bad movies. the mind blocks them out. i only remember recently seen ones.

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The Avengers
The Addams Family Values (only movie I ever walked out of)

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dumb and dumberrerr

Freddie Got Fingered - Why anyone would give Tom Green $15 million is beyond me.

Considering Jackass the movie only cost $5 million it seems MTV backed the wrong jackass

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"I'm federal agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest day of my life."

What are you talking about? The cable guy is awesome... it's not jim carrey's best but its certainly not bad by any means... don't knock it just cause that vein of humor may not be your thing.

the cable guy rocked man! the basketball game with jack black? the knight fight at the resteraunt? next to the truman show the cable guy is carreys best movie!

eks vs. sever was pretty bad...one of the worst ive seen in a while.

if youre looking for a witty signature, youre looking in the wrong place.

I think Cable Guy was decent, but The Truman Show was a lot better.

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I'd say one of the worst movies I've ever seen is the horrible Martin Lawrence vehicle Black Knight. It is basically a one-joke movie, and even that one joke, which is Martin Lawrence's contrast with the Middle Ages, isn't funny. I saw it on a bootleg videotape a year ago my extended family brought with them, and the quality of the tape was almost as poor as the movie itself. I think I lost interest like 20 minutes into the thing, and stopped watching altogther 20 minutes later. And that, by all definitions, is a baaddd movie. Yuck.

By the way, I happen to think that Anger Management and Cable Guy are two very underrated comedies. I'm not a picky man when it comes to comedies, believe it or not, because comedies have the luxury of being able to promise very little, and a great deal of comedies out there, even the most hated ones, usually deliver what they promise (with Black Knight a big exception, of course), and that's an acceptable movie to me. Which leads me back to the fact that I don't like epics, because they gallantly, and sometimes pompously, promise tons, and a good deal of those epics don't deliver what they promise (Pearl Harbor, anyone?), and even if they do deliver what they promise, it's just stereotypical melodramatic epic stuff all the way that I see. And speaking of epics, Hill Dawson Kane, I would prepare for a severe thrashing by a good deal of all the LOTR fanatics on the site right about now. Hell hath no fury like a LOTR fan scorned, especially just after Return of the King comes out. You've been warned.

Oh, and by the way...

100th POST, BABY!!!

*sniff* Thank you, thank you...

Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings

Lord Of the Rings

The Matrix Reloaded

The Matrix revolutions

Star Wars Episode 1

The Matrix Reloaded

and.. oh yea... Lord of the Rings.

oh... and I saw Gigli....

Thats how bad Lord Of the Rings is.

Wow...I was gonna let my hundreth post stand for a while, but Drew, you are really asking for it, my friend...just so you know.

i didnt really like the first lord of the rings either but that doesnt mean its a bad movie. just because you dont like it doesnt mean its not good. the cinemetography was beautiful, acting was good, and the story wasnt too hard to follow. i mean, any flick that is adapted from such a freakin long book and does a good job of it deserves some credit right?

if youre looking for a witty signature, youre looking in the wrong place.

"Plan 9 From Outer Space"

That, and most of Ed Wood's films. However, they are good for a laugh. Not because they are funny, but funny to laugh at.

The worst film I've seen recently, hmm..
"Matrix Revolutions" I was disappointed in how that story played out. It was cool action (the first film) until it became overly pretentious, overwrought, and over indulged.
"Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" Just what the hell was Gus Van Sant thinking?
"Psycho" Just what the hell was Gus Van Sant thinking?

I didn't mean to mention Van Sant twice, I actually like some of his work, but those two just came to mind almost immediately...

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Drew, you are really asking for it, my friend...just so you know

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Bill Munny: Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
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Quote from "Unforgiven"

Cable Guy was lightyears ahead of its time. That movie has aged very well. I liked it better a week ago than I did when it was released.

BAD:

Batman and Robin
The Thin Red Line
Double Jeopardy
Solo
Freddy got Fingered
Rocky 5
Jaws 3D
Dreamcatcher

In real life as well as movie culture, it seems like people just hate things that get too big.
Remember "Gangster's Paradise" by that Collio guy? Every 6th grader loved that song until one day, everyone was like **** THAT SONG! And everyone hated it.

A better example:
Titanic. Reguardless of if you liked it or not, it made over a billion dollars while in theaters. That means a lot of people liked it. Yet, in a worldwide survey that was concluded a month ago, Titanic was rated the worst movie of all time. No matter what your currrent opinion is of it right now, does the whole planet feel it is worse than "Black Knight," "Anger Managment?" or (enter bad movie here ___)? No way. Not when it makes that kind of money.

A lot of people do actually hate these big movies, and that's cool. But when something gets too big, it almost becomes cool to hate it. After that, only slight disliking of something is blown up to the point where it's not just "a bad movie" it's "THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE...because, perhaps, that's the only way to contrast the highly positive opinions of people who are huge fans.

Do people think Steven Speilberg is a bad director? A really bad director? Yah. But THE WORST DIRECTOR EVER? Look at the whole picture...can he really be worse than the guy who directed "Critters 4: Critters in space?" Or "Return of the little matchstick girl?" No way, but Speilberg is big, therefore criticism is blown way the hell out of preportion to match his status.

The Green Goblin in Spider Man wrapped it up best when he said something to the effect of "The one thing people like more than a hero is to see a hero fall."

But hey, maybe people deeply believe that Matrix 3 was worse than The Glimmer Man and feel Lord of the Rings: Return of the King is worse than Ghost of Mars. So. There you go.

cammo, why didnt you like The Thin Red Line?